You know you own a Patrol when...

[checkers]

...the auto parts clerk asks the make and model of your car and your response with a slight head shake is, "don't worry, it's not in your system"

[RiverPatrol]

The gas that's in it is 4 years old and it still runs.

[bosque]

I know where you can get more filters....

[Coyote Patrol]

When the parts guy says "please tell me its not for a patrol"

[bosque]

When the parts guy says "please tell me its not for a patrol"

A what?

[mdawg4x4]

You have to reply, "I know they were Datsuns back then, but the Patrol was badged Nissan and sold as a Datsun."

[zed]

You go to two auto parts stores to order brake master cylinder kits for 4 other vehicles just to determine if the 7/8" master cylinder piston is interchangeable with the Patrol.
(We finally get some respect; O'Reillys and Rock Auto finally added the Patrol to their vehicle fitment list.)

[Urban60]

You know you own a Patrol when you have wheel chocks inside.

[checkers]

You know you own a patrol when you fully understand all these jokes listed.

[zed]

Conversions like this piss you off:
http://geekologie.com/2013/09/bad-ideas ... rive-f.php
Keith