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Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:39 pm**

...the auto parts clerk asks the make and model of your car and your response with a slight head shake is, "don't worry, it's not in your system"

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:53 am**

The gas that's in it is 4 years old and it still runs.

Posted: **Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:12 am**

I know where you can get more filters....

Posted: **Fri May 10, 2013 6:26 pm**

When the parts guy says "please tell me its not for a patrol"

Posted: **Fri May 10, 2013 7:25 pm**

2869ral wrote:When the parts guy says "please tell me its not for a patrol"

A what?

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2013 3:51 pm**

You have to reply, "I know they were Datsuns back then, but the Patrol was badged Nissan and sold as a Datsun."

Posted: **Thu May 16, 2013 4:31 pm**

You go to two auto parts stores to order brake master cylinder kits for 4 other vehicles just to determine if the 7/8" master cylinder piston is interchangeable with the Patrol.
(We finally get some respect; O'Reillys and Rock Auto finally added the Patrol to their vehicle fitment list.)

Posted: **Wed May 29, 2013 2:41 pm**

You know you own a Patrol when you have wheel chocks inside.

Posted: **Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:05 am**

You know you own a patrol when you fully understand all these jokes listed.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:11 pm**

Conversions like this piss you off:
http://geekologie.com/2013/09/bad-ideas ... rive-f.php
Keith

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