Sorry for wasting your time with this next post but I figured if anyone is following it they would find this info "informative". Leslie has first-hand knowledge of this issue and needs to know.
On 2-28-14 I arrived home as I would any other day. As I pulled up to my driveway I noticed my Patrol where she always is. All is normal.
As I walked to my front door and greet my boys (dogs) I happen to glance over my fence and see the door to my garage, open. I thought to myself; I remember closing it before I left to work...
I went to investigate

and as I entered I noticed a scene that looked like a barfight took place. Everything from parts, antique motorcycle gear, signs, towels, camera equip, current restoration projects, outdoor powered equip, tools, C mas decor and yes, PATROL SEATS was on the floor and destroyed! I went from thinking I was burglarized to vandalized to realizing I had a 1 year old Mastiff with a death wish.
My Mastiff, Jeff, had discovered how to bite the door handle and enter the garage while I was at work. Based on the amount of destruction I guesstimate he entered the garage approximately 15-45 seconds after I had left to work. I'm sure if you take the liberal view, I am at fault. Since I am not a liberal I didnt take that view and held him directly responsible for his actions. I beat the crap out of him. 3 days later, we have put it behind us and he no longer limps and is now eating solid food.
Among the destruction are my poor Patrol seats. No longer are they in perfect condition. In fact, they are completely wasted. I hope to be able to salvage the steel and have them redone.
I have found the courage to post this awful moment but am still unable to post photos. Perhaps someday I will be able to fully come to grips with this awful moment in my life.
I found the strength to post this in order to help those with stupid, inconsiderate, selfish animals. Hopefully you will open your eyes to realizing this type of animal-like behavior exists. Dont live in denial, protect yourself. Inspect your door handles for bite marks. I was too impatient to inspect it prior but can now see, this was not his first attempt.
You may be asking how I 'know" it was Jeff? Maybe it was Kode E? Perhaps it was Tex Ass? The answer is NO. You see, when I went in my garage to inspect it Kode E and Tex Ass were at my side. Where was Jeff? HIDING. That's right, HIDING! In fact, when I went to speak to him about the alledged K9 vandalism I couldn't even catch him.

Kinda like O.J....
***DISCLAIMER*** Animals were harmed in this situation and as a result, are far less likely to commit such atrocities in the future.