60Patrol

Nice try. I happen to know that Jeff ate your engine gasket kit well before I ever brought him the stuffed animal. And the wheel cylinders. Maybe you should feed him more often?

I do apologize for causing you to use the dictionary to understand my post. I will endeavor to communicate more succinctly henceforward. (I think I have been spending way too much time around lawyers lately. )

RiverPatrol wrote:

Nice try. I happen to know that Jeff ate your engine gasket kit well before I ever brought him the stuffed animal. And the wheel cylinders. Maybe you should feed him more often?

I do apologize for causing you to use the dictionary to understand my post. I will endeavor to communicate more succinctly henceforward. (I think I have been spending way too much time around lawyers lately. )

Doooh!

I hate to hear about all your destruction at the hands of your dog.
My memories went back to my lab. She chewed the knobs and aluminum plate with directions on it off my gas grill. She also chewed a hole in the door facing. I would like another lab, but my wife said no because of her chewing and digging.
Yours was just upset because you left and was pitching a tantrum.

In the end, despite all the destruction, it is a little funny, and maybe one day you will be able to look back and laugh.

I knew somebody that had a lab that he used for duck hunting. He and his dad went hunting and due to high water between where they parked and the hunting blind, they left his dog in his father's old Bronco so he did not have to swim the whole way. Upon returning, they discovered the windows all fogged up. His dog chewed the top off the thermos, drank all the coffee, and ripped the seat covers off all the way down to the springs. He said he tried to warn me about labs.

mdawg4x4 wrote:I hate to hear about all your destruction at the hands of your dog.
My memories went back to my lab. She chewed the knobs and aluminum plate with directions on it off my gas grill. She also chewed a hole in the door facing. I would like another lab, but my wife said no because of her chewing and digging.
Yours was just upset because you left and was pitching a tantrum.

In the end, despite all the destruction, it is a little funny, and maybe one day you will be able to look back and laugh.

I was laughing the next day!
My 160 lb lab went through the chewing stage and
hes 5 now.