Epic cg ad

[RiverPatrol]

Chucks67 is still trying to sell his '67 Patrol in Las Vegas. This has got to be one of the best ads I have ever read.

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/pts/4325167917.html

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Selling a 1967 Nissan Patrol. Runs good, I drive it on the weekends.
Please No Trades I have enough hobbies at this time, so don't ask.
Check out: https://www.facebook.com/60Patrol,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Patrol
http://www.60patrol.com/forum/

Yes it's for sale not a trade for anything; I have allot of that shit already.
So what you are looking at is a rough 1967 Nissan Patrol! Not a Toyota Land Cruiser, Land Rover Defender 90 or a Jeep! It's an import from Japan 1 of 2600? Who cares it's rare and runs.
I love the ugly thing but I'm out of storage space and want to sell it to some other a**hole that likes ugly cars. I haven't done much to it sense I've owned it. Bought it off CL about 8 months ago and had my fun, the thing won Diamond in the rough at the Multi-State Datsun Classic Car Show last year so I call her a trailer queen but it's far from a queen this thing is more like a dirty hooker that works as a stripper on Boulder Highway in fact you can even hose out the entire thing and not worry hurting her feelings.
If you think you have the skills and the cash you can buy this work of art and make her into a fine little call girl.

What's been done???
Re-upholstered the seat, looks better that the rest of the car.
Tune up. Runs better than when I got her.
Tires. I have 3 of the factory split wheels so I bought something else to put on you figure out what they are, they hold air.
The hard top is in storage, needs bolts to hold it on so buy some before you pick it up.

[zed]

A good ad, very descriptive and not too wordy.
I'd like to see the photo of the seats.
Keith

[mdawg4x4]

That's funny right there!

[50car]

Too funny.