-One old, crusty 7.0x16 bias ply tire
- 50 feet of 5/8" anchor rope (add a safety loop of 3/8 inch paracord to act as a shock-line in case the main rope breaks
-3 eye bolts
-and one 60 year old, hundred foot tall tree in the backyard...
Drill 3 holes in the tire, add eye-bolts, tie a bunch of knots in the rope, risk your life climbing 25 feet up into the tree to loop a noose around one of the branches that hangs out over the yard, and then sit back and enjoy.
THAT my friends, is the perfect recipe for "Father of the Year" casserole...:

